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american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

wordmeds:

Charlie Kaufman’s introduction to the “Being John Malkovich” script. Do yourself a favor and read this because it’s fucking hysterical.

Meet you in Malkovich in one hour.

je-suis-trouble:

makomore is better than everybody else and is basically my favorite person alive. Mess with him, and I’ll knife you like every other ghetto person would.

This is what I’m all about.

I am excited about this.

I am excited about this.

incomprehensiblelentils:

#Simon’s entire existence is a you tried star

grumpysalmon:

thefryingpan-dryingpan:

grumpysalmon:

vauxn:

dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other

yes i am

in what way

i like the good noises instead of the bad ones

lokis-booty:

Romantic things to say to your partner.

I just read that back really slowly and wow that really rolls off the tongue.

Teachers tediously enunciating every single syllable of “Electronic Devices”